THAT’S NOT A VERY LADYLIKE WAY TO SIT.
The fuck would you know about it? Are you a woman? I am, and this is one of many ways I sit. Do I waste time worrying about your restrictive ideas of ‘proper’ female behavior? I do not. Blow me.
OKAY, BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU’RE LIKE … TWELVE. ‘WOMAN’ IS A BIT OF A STRETCH.
To be fair, you literally eat poop.
… TOUCHÉ.
Now you know why grammar is important.
I’m gonna say spelling too.
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Anonymous asked: As far as friends go, you're terribly great. you're kind, you're loving, you're somehow always awake. A ferociously kind heart with soul just as true. If you can help out, you'll do the best you can do. With hair that's like lighting and that silly old grin, you stalk Odinson to fulfill your moment of sin. Just... when you marry him, remember the small, especially this anon, who'll always catch you when you fall~
What the hell how long did I leave this in my ask box. OH MAN My dad and Stepmom got me a glass with Mjolnir on it for my unbirthday and it was so good. *u* Also thank you anon. :Y